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Run, Elvis :: Keith

Staring at himself in the mirror, it hit Rudy that his mom had been absolutely right - the world just didn’t need any more Elvis impersonators.

    TAGS:  Elvis, impersonators

The King :: Jo

Her Id took the form of Elvis, when it wanted to be seen by the Ego.

    TAGS:  Elvis, The King

Elvis Meets Ernestine :: Br. Ezra

Ernestine looked exactly as Elvis always imagined her, tight lipped and persnickety, her oversized fashionable eyeglasses floated across her face magnifying her beady, close set eyes and she had a way of walking through a room, nose pinched, as if she constantly smelled something distasteful to her.

    TAGS:  Elvis, Ernestine, persnickety

I want a refund :: Br. Ezra

Earlier this week my spiritual counselor advised me to be quiet and listen for the still, small voice within and I will get the answers the I seek, but each time I follow her advice all I hear is that same Marlboro coated voice saying, “Elvis, we got to win that race!

    TAGS:  Elvis, voices, spiritual guidance

Elvis is a perfect being and he has died for your sins so that you might conquer death and live.

    TAGS:  Elvis, messiahs, Mojo Nixon

Remains of the Day :: Br. Ezra

The remains thought to be that of John the Baptist actually turned out to belong to Elvis despite protestations from Mama Cass who claimed she had been body surfing with the King along the Sea of Galilee earlier that week.

    TAGS:  body surfing, Elvis, John the Baptist, Ossuaries, Sea of Galilee, Mama Cass


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