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Dr. Leo
Dappled Pain :: Keith

Dr. Leo never did understand what Henry meant when he referred to the pain as “a dappled pain,” but that didn’t stop him from nodding in agreement.

    TAGS:  Henry, agreement, Dr. Leo


Dr. Leo believed that tornadoes were largely the result of indecisive souls going round and round, and that if all the pre-death turmoil of organized religion could be done away with, things would be much calmer.

    TAGS:  death, afterlife, bible belt, Dr. Leo, souls, religion, tornadoes


Dr. Leo couldn’t believe he’d miscalculated the spin rate of his newly developed, personal bullet rocket, but Big Billy’s chaffed nipples clearly disproved the math.

    TAGS:  travel, Big Billy, inventions, chaffed, Dr. Leo, math, nipples, rockets


Although Dr. Leo’s diet book, Oxygen Free and Loving It!, never did sell well after the lawsuit, it did become somewhat of a cult classic with the Emo crowd.

    TAGS:  Dr. Leo, cults, emo, lawsuits


Boredom Spores :: Keith

“A single dog sneeze contains nearly 10 million boredom spores,” Dr. Leo informed the first year veternarian students, “and that’s why, more than any other reason, he remains man’s best friend.”

    TAGS:  dogs, boredom, Dr. Leo, spores


Pieanoia :: Keith

“I’m sorry,” Dr. Leo told Carl after the examination, “but I’m afraid there are no medications available to control your escalating pieanoia.”

    TAGS:  pie, Carl, Dr. Leo


Dr. Leo knew that people would readily climb aboard the genetically altered food train once he’d created the four-legged turkey.

    TAGS:  turkeys, Dr. Leo


 

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