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Dawa Chodron

Dawa Chodron left his native Nepal to come to New York and open a deli because Americans, he felt, would only become enlightened if they could get it at a lunch counter with a big kosher pickle and a side of Mama Chodron’s Fourth of July Potato Salad.

    TAGS:  Dawa Chodron, Dharma, potato salad, Nepal

The Deli Lama :: Br. Ezra

Dawa Chodron brought many a tattered American soul to spiritual bliss through this daily businessmen’s lunch special, so much so that his patron’s affectionately referred to him as the Deli Lama for his wisdom – for example – pastrami is a meat best served with horseradish served on rye, roast beef should be sliced so thin that the flavor has no nook or cranny to hide in, but tuna, under no circumstances, should be mixed with water chestnuts - a doctrine that even the most hardened Wall Street stock broker could appreciate.

    TAGS:  New York, Dawa Chodron, deli, nirvana


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