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SCW : episode #451 :: grudknows

The SCW pondered her life, deciding that perhaps the solution was to become a Carmelite Nun - not because she had any particular religious leanings (despite being raised according to her parent’s beliefs) - but because she was sick to death of hearing about every one else ‘getting a bit’ while she was stuck with DIY.

    TAGS:  DIY, nuns, SCW

“Well,” Henry’s wife said as the doctors and nurses went about their business, “if you had taken the toaster to a repairman the way I suggested, you wouldn’t be in this situation at all.”

    TAGS:  Henry, electricity, DIY, incidents, toasters

Luckily, I didn’t do the math until Monday morning, but over the weekend, I now realize I singlehandedly moved somewhere between two and three tons of wood from the driveway and up thirteen feet to the roof (and installed it).

    TAGS:  DIY, remodeling

That expanding foam you use to seal around doors and windows bonds to skin with at least ten times the staying power of superglue.

    TAGS:  DIY


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