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Cole Slaw School
Cole Slaw School :: Keith

The admission paperwork for law school was certainly tricky, and after the first attempt, Bakerina accidently found herself enrolled in one of California’s more prestigious cole slaw schools.

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Constitutional Slaw 1 :: bakerina

The first thing Bakerina learned at Cole Slaw School was that the interpretation of cole slaw was a source of heated debate between the Originalists, who insisted that the slaw be made as the Founders intended it to be made, and the Modernists, who insisted that cole slaw was a living, organic recipe reflecting changes in society, and that the Founders knew that one day, society would be willing to extend the definition of slaw to include the right to add a can of crushed pineapple to the basic recipe.

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The first known slawer joke (credited to Benjamin Franklin, but more than likely overheard by Franklin as he walked past the servants’ quarters one day) was: How many cabbages does it take to fill a slawyer’s head?

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“We have a volitional act by the defendant, which is a cause in fact of harmful or offensive contact with cole slaw to the plaintiff, and by which the defendant either intended to cause such contact or knew with substantial certainty that such contact would occur, resulting in physical or nonphysical harm to the cole slaw plaintiff.”

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