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Even though I’m not Catholic, and have been indifferent to the whole conclave thing this month, it suddenly feels freakin’ weird to see a new pope on the dais.

    TAGS:  pope, dais, Catholic, conclave

Henry wasn’t sure how the priests were going to exercise his demons with him tied to the bed like he was; he certainly wouldn’t be able to do any jumping jacks, that was for sure.

    TAGS:  Henry, Catholic, exorcism

Indulgences :: Br. Ezra

Chester found himself wondering how many indulgences he would gain for nailing a Catholic School girl, especially is she was still a virgin or at least pretended to be.

    TAGS:  virginity, Catholic, indulgences

My name is Moses Goldstein and I’m a black Catholic priest.

    TAGS:  Catholic, priests, opening sentence

The only thing that keeps me from committing suicide are the Catholic horror stories I heard as a child, but I don’t believe the rest of their fairy tales.

    TAGS:  suicide, suicide, suicide, Catholic


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