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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Catch-22

I have written nine double-spaced pages about the California budget crisis so far, and not one sentence is good enough to post on Scrine - except maybe the part where I playfully suggest we force our governor to read the book Catch-22.

    TAGS:  irony, bureaucracy, Catch-22


I really should write a good sentence about my teenage son’s discovery of blue balls, the ensuing discussion involving cause and effect, life in general, and possible remedies for his discomfort, but I wouldn’t want to embarrass any young man at such a critical time in his life, particularly my own son, and besides, his wild exclamation at the end of our conversation was better than any sentence I could write on the topic—“What?! There’s a penalty for not masturbating?”

    TAGS:  Catch-22, teenagers, masturbation


Catch 22 or MURDER :: OhNo789

The general thought is that if it doesn’t get better, then it is bound to get worse, though at present, unless someone dies, it really couldn’t get worse - however, and sadly, for it to get better anytime soon, a large sum of money would have to be come upon, and short of winning the lottery, or theft, a large inheritance seems ideal.

    TAGS:  Catch-22


 

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