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CNN Nightmare :: Br. Ezra

I will never fall asleep watching CNN again, last night I dreamed that Obama had released a gaggle of robotic chickens on an unsuspecting Hilary Clinton.

    TAGS:  CNN, Clinton, Obama, robotic chickens


The chief did his best to block out the 8 hours of non-stop CNN that played in the background at work, but occasionally he would let his guard down just in time to hear tasty bits of nonsense such as, “What she was doing was leveraging the equity of the verbage.”

    TAGS:  The Chief, CNN, verbage


Any day… :: OhNo789

Jacob stays up nights now, watching CNN, face white, afraid to turn the channel because life as he knows it will be ending any day now, any day…

    TAGS:  CNN


Breaking News :: Br. Ezra

CNN Headline News: God is Dead; Detectives seek Satan as Person of Interest.

    TAGS:  god, CNN, news, Satan, headlines, god is dead


 

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