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Bunni where are you? :: grudknows

Boot has gleefully pointed out that I have now appeared in the list of ten scriners, which is a little disturbing… and lead me to wondering *where is* Bunni - the person whose posting made me discover the scrine site in the first place - I wanted to cite the quote I’d received via messenger, before sharing it willy-nilly with others - come back bunni!

    TAGS:  camaraderie, grud, Bunni, boot - the person

“I’m trying to make you nervous, but it is not working,” lamented the lithe brown-eyed Parisian behind the bar pouring me a whiskey; “Honey, you are going to have to work a lot harder than that; I’ve never been made nervous by an attractive man standing behind a bar and offering me ‘whatever I like.’”

    TAGS:  mouse, Bunni, attraction, bars, lament, tease, Parisian

bunnies :: boot

You never know where bunnies might be hiding, even in your boots, so always check for fluffy sights, else watch out for cahoots.

    TAGS:  Bunni, boot - the person, boots - the footwear, bunnies, cahoots

a toast :: boot

To Bunni. Thank you!

    TAGS:  Bunni, toast

When I complain that I can’t give myself away with a free cellphone, the correct response is NOT, “Well…what kind of minutes plan are you offering?”

    TAGS:  Bunni, cellphones, conversation tips for men

If you should receive the honor of being kissed by Bunni, call her the next day or risk having your tongue cut out and then forced to gargle with salt water.

    TAGS:  Bunni, kissing, warning, Surgeon General


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