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Buddha

Scientists recently discovered many of the chemical bonds found in concrete to also be present in humans, leading speculation in the pharmaceutical industry to the future availability of the so-called “anti-stubborn” pill; Dr. Mengli Bhottwano, lead scientist for the ChemCow team working on the project was quick to point out that a solution is still many years away, adding, “Despite all the testing on the Humacrete™ process, to date not one human has been successfully restructured into an attractive bird bath, although it should be noted that several quality human Buddhas have been created.”

    TAGS:  inventions, Buddha, humacrete, concrete, scientists, pharmaceuticals


A tiny Buddha had settled himself on top of my cell phone, not because he wanted to teach me patience, but because he loved the vibrate function.

    TAGS:  Buddha


Jukebox McGill stared at the statue of the fat Buddha and wondered which came first: the serenity to sit cross-legged, or the inability to stand up.

    TAGS:  Buddha, Jukebox McGill


 

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