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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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Becky Heckle

Every year in October, Becky Heckle would lead a small group of insomniacs down to the graveyard to curse and spit at the grave of Benjamin Franklin, considered by the group as the inventor* of the world’s worst idea ever.* You want a piece of this, William?

    TAGS:  Benjamin Franklin, Becky Heckle, Daylight Saving Time

Becky Heckle stormed out of the meeting when the “moment of silence” called for by the manager seemed like it would never end.

    TAGS:  Becky Heckle, impatience, moment of silence

Becky Heckle got really mad whenever she saw a lazy person yawn.

    TAGS:  anger management, Becky Heckle, laziness

The Piccadillo :: Keith

Becky Heckle found it perfectly normal that she referred to his penis as the piccadillo.

    TAGS:  Becky Heckle, penis, piccadillo


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