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Now I understand, completely and with existential certitude, that at the bottom of every box is a single Barbie shoe, with no exceptions.
AP (Vatican City) In a stunning reversal of centuries of Catholic dogma, the Pope announced today that the Church will no longer teach that decapitated Barbies do not go to Heaven.
Secretly, Henry called them his Barbie girls, on account of how easily they lost their heads.
Barbie was embarrassed to be seen dating Big Jim, as he was quite a bit shorter than her, even when he wore her hot pink platform shoes; on the plus side, however, there was plenty of room for them both in the Big Jim Sport Camper.
There are three items that Satan carries in her fanny pack: LOTS of moisturizer, a lighter, and an iPod with the song Barbie Girl on repeat thank you, Keith, for planting that song in my head I’m now praying for the sweet release of death.
Having grown suspicious of Barbie’s mysterious behavior, Ken drove past Barbie’s Dream House during his lunch break, confirming his worst fears at seeing G.I. Joe’s jeep parked in the drive way behind his cheating whore of a girlfriend’s dream car.
Ken keyed Barbie’s dream car after learning that she had hired Chester’s Sock Puppet Lawyer to handle their divorce.
Black Friday was a capitalist ritual where Americans would wake at o-dark hundred on the day after Thanksgiving and line up in front of their favorite stores, ready to kick off the Christmas shopping season by purchasing deep-discounted merchandise; it was the clearest example of mass delusion that Dr. Stevenson had ever witnessed, and he busily scribbled on his notepad in the check-out line while juggling five or six boxes of Barbie snowglobes for his nieces.
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