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    TAGS:  B-movies, frankensheep, genetically altered livestock, secret government labs


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    TAGS:  B-movies, Godzilla, screenwriting, mothra


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    TAGS:  B-movies, bovine heroes, chicken megolamanics


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    TAGS:  B-movies, ed asner, saturday matinees, the satan bug


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