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Ann Coulter
Anne Coulter :: Br. Ezra

I am embarrased by the fact that even though I can’t stand Anne Coulter and what she represents I find her totally hot and would sleep with her as long as none of my friends ever found out.

    TAGS:  Ann Coulter, secrets, obsession

anne coulter #2 :: Br. Ezra

I received a letter from Anne’s attorneys today asking me to stop sending marriage proposals to her, but what they don’t understand is that we have had a connection ever since she flipped me off when I cut her off on the FDR last month; true love cannot be stopped.

    TAGS:  Ann Coulter, obsession, marriage proposals, true love, road rage

Anne Coulter #3 :: Br. Ezra

The National Enquirer’s exclusive story revealing Anne Coulter’s alien abduction experiences may explain the insanity of her ideas.

    TAGS:  alien abduction, Ann Coulter

Coulter Fudd :: Br. Ezra

It should go without saying that one should never provoke hungry, anorexic and delusional conservatives while they are holding a rifle.

    TAGS:  Ann Coulter, conservatives

What we had was great but I’d rather sleep with Marie Osmond!

    TAGS:  Ann Coulter, ridiculous encounters, disturbing images, Marie Osmond

“I find Hillary Clinton kind of hot,” slurred Larry, continuing the thought way too far, “For her, I’d put on a blue dress and crawl under her desk any time.”

    TAGS:  sex, Ann Coulter, disturbing images, Hillary Clinton

Random Allison thought it great fun to crouch behind the bushes outside Anne Coulter’s bedroom braying like a donkey.

    TAGS:  Ann Coulter, random allison, donkey

I tired explaining to Anne that, although the email said it was sent by Michelle Obama, Mrs. Obama and I were not on a first name basis and I was definitely not in her “five.”

    TAGS:  Ann Coulter, Michelle Obama

Victory Car Wash :: Br. Ezra

In order to raise money for the Fed’s proposed $700 billion dollar bail out of AIG there will be a charity car wash on the White House lawn this Saturday from 10 AM to 5 PM, the Republican Boosters will be selling freedom toast and freedom fries and Palin and Coulter will hit the mud in all out white girl cat fight – be there or be liberal!

    TAGS:  aig, Ann Coulter, charity car washes, cat fights, freedom fries, freedom toast, Sarah Palin


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