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American Pop Culture
Imagine if you will… :: littledevilworks

Dark Shadows as a modern soap opera.

    TAGS:  American pop culture, television, soap operas


Yesterday in math class the teacher said, “ok children lets start off with a few new math problems, ‘what’s five times two,’” and Clyde replied, “twelve” in a questioning voice, and the teacher contiued without missing a beat in a peppy voice, “Ok, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard!”

    TAGS:  school, American pop culture, math, retard


It is a little known fact that Tom Cruise and Mork from Ork are actually first cousins, nanoo nanoo.

    TAGS:  American pop culture, urban legends, Tom Cruise, movie stars, Mork


Thump! :: The Girl

One day while watching dancing with the “stars” Bad Father got the bright idea to try one of the flips with his youngest daughter, Kiki, and they tried it and it went beautifully until they decided to show off their new skills to Dot, but unfortunetly the celing in the library was much lower than in the living room… (THUMP - WAAAAAAH - Sound of Dot laughing so hard she nearly passes out).

    TAGS:  dancing, American pop culture


Subway :: Chug

Is it really fresh?

    TAGS:  American pop culture


Oh Lord, won’tcha buy me a Porsche, my friends all drive Mercedes, I must make amends.

    TAGS:  American pop culture, envy, Janis Joplin


carrie’s prom haiku :: You can call me, 'Sir'

I recall wearing a white dress, then came the pig blood; vengeance was mine.

    TAGS:  blood, American pop culture, haiku, vengeance


 

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