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Abubakar, Age 9 :: Keith

“Abubakar, you stop trying to entomb your sister and get in this pyramid this instant!”

    TAGS:  family, Abubakar, Egyptian, sisters, pyramid

Abubakar, Age 10 :: Keith

“Abubakar, if you’ve locked Okpara in the natron pit again, I will have your father feed you to the jackals when he gets home tonight.”

    TAGS:  family, Abubakar, Egyptian, jackals

Abubakar, Age 38 :: Keith

“How many times did I tell you, Abubakar, ‘Marry a strong girl, someone like Heqet - a strong back, baby-bearing hips that’d turn Ra’s head, and a good, steady job down at the canopic jar plant’ - but no, you couldn’t listen to your poor, old mother, not once, could you?”

    TAGS:  advice, marriage, Abubakar, ra

Abubakar, Age 14 :: Keith

“Abubakar, stop slouching and walk like an Egyptian.”

    TAGS:  Abubakar, Egyptian

Abubakar, Age 2 :: Keith

“Mom, Abubakar’s sticking scarabs up his nose again!”

    TAGS:  Abubakar, insects, noses, Egyptian, scarabs


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