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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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fortune 15 :: boot

You will make up an inane sentence as quickly as possible in the vague hope that you will get a fortune with an 8 in it.

    TAGS:  8

8 ball.. :: grudknows

Bert rolled the ball around in his hands - one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, (geez, how many sides can one ball have) - as he turned it around and around in his hands he kept counting, each bit of light that glinted off the surface, in his minds eye, became a surface - two-hundred-and-one, two-hundred-and-two…

    TAGS:  8, 8 balls, counting, Bert

heaven indeed :: boot

This Tetris lovin’ guy might be me, even if he doesn’t know it.

    TAGS:  8, Tetris

number, ay? :: boot

How is it that I have a clear and absolute favourite number, but no such beastie in the alphabet stakes?

    TAGS:  8


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