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1980s
last christmas :: boot

I gave you my heart (and many other songs).

    TAGS:  Christmas, 1980s, songs, earworm, wham, George Michael


After that day back in ‘77 when someone broke out the wing window of the Angel of Mercy’s Cutlass and stole the radio, things were never quite the same.

    TAGS:  1980s, auto, angels, angel of mercy, radios


I was always sort of sad that I missed NYC in the 80’s-the dangerous seediness of poorly lit streets, the over the top club scene, the yuppies doing blow in shishi restaurants-until last night when a young urban hipster with square glasses and messy hair asked me if he could do a line off my breasts.

    TAGS:  1980s, hipsters, yuppie, seedy, NYC


flashback :: 'mouse

Juan suffered a severe post-traumatic episode as he taught Juanita how to roll her socks down in preparation for ‘80s day at Juanita’s middle school.

    TAGS:  1980s, socks, flashbacks


Bob trades up :: pam

Like the White House china, Bob’s first marriage had been changed out in the 80s for something just as servicable, yet newer and almost imperceptibly more elegant.

    TAGS:  Bob, 1980s, marriage, china, White House, elegant, imperceptible


“Trust me, my friends,” Jonathan Seagull told the flock, “for there will come a day when the blasphemy of the 80s will disappear and we will once again take to the sky in great numbers without the humans snickering.”

    TAGS:  1980s, anthropomorphism, seagulls


 

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