Schofield's Stash
Plastic Surgery Warning :: Br. Ezra :: 13
Before you consider breast augmentation please consider this: size doesn’t matter (that’s what you tell us, anyway) and the size of your breasts aren’t as important to us as our access to them; I am sure I speak for most men when I say we just love boobies – big boobies, little boobies, firm boobies, soft boobies, pointy boobies, cone-shaped boobies, heavy boobies, pear shaped boobies, apple boobies, melons, titties and gigantic pillowy boobies – and that as long as we have visitation rights we are quite happy and we only pout if they are taken away from us.
The Case of the Misplaced Angel Feather :: Keith :: 2
Doyle studied the angel feather sticking out of his bran muffin, unsure of who to sue.