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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.



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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19113)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 46
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

 
April 16, 2017
George the Milliner :: goliard :: 0

Underestimated the new year's spike in demand for his revolutionary aluminum foil creations.

Inside the frozen mountain, the young girl slept and dreamt, each foggy breath making gently whirling spirals of colour in the air.

April 11, 2017

So I can ask my ex why he hasn't flee'd my state by now without autocorrect stepping on my artistic integrity.


March 30, 2017
broken mirror :: 'mouse :: 4

Something is definitely broken in my mirror; that guy in there is older and saggier and sadder looking than even my father ever was.


March 27, 2017

Damn, I'm glad I'm not a giraffe.


March 22, 2017

I'm eating a Hot Pocket for dinner but my life is still good.


March 17, 2017
Green :: littledevilworks :: 0

It's not easy being green; pinch me and you die.


March 13, 2017
whelmed :: littledevilworks :: 1

You can be overwhelmed; you can be underwhelmed; can you ever really be whelmed?


March 12, 2017
Guest scriner:. Agent J :: goliard :: 3

Now, I want some pie, K. I want some pie. Let's go get some dumb-ass pie.


March 10, 2017

 I am now torn between DON'T LOOK AT MY TRUMP BUTT and my longtime favorite DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY TEETH?


things I never thought I would say :: littledevilworks :: 0

I would be delighted to knit at your funeral.


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