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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19099)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2015 Supporters

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 32
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

 
March 22, 2017
I'm eating a Hot Pocket for dinner but my life is still good.
“No, I’m sorry, Mr. Clayton, but your client was caught breaking into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and worse yet, with the intent of stealing their prized display, Tom Petty’s bones, so rest assured, this case will go to trial; and to answer your next question: no, the charges will not be reduced to Petty theft.

March 17, 2017
Green :: littledevilworks :: 0

It's not easy being green; pinch me and you die.


March 13, 2017
whelmed :: littledevilworks :: 1

You can be overwhelmed; you can be underwhelmed; can you ever really be whelmed?


March 12, 2017
Guest scriner:. Agent J :: goliard :: 3

Now, I want some pie, K. I want some pie. Let's go get some dumb-ass pie.


March 10, 2017

 I am now torn between DON'T LOOK AT MY TRUMP BUTT and my longtime favorite DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY TEETH?


things I never thought I would say :: littledevilworks :: 0

I would be delighted to knit at your funeral.


March 09, 2017
Nerve Damage :: goliard :: 0

Opened for The Spitting Crickets 5 days a week at Jack's Pub and Grub after they left the post office in the afternoon.


February 25, 2017

Instead I'm a professional paperwork pusher with a big pile of unopened mail on my kitchen table.


February 23, 2017

Quick, no Googling, what are the capitals of Canada, Australia, Mexico and Botswana?


February 21, 2017
my own bloody fault :: 'mouse :: 0

After spending several hours upside down with his arm wedged between body panels, shredding knuckles and cramping fingers, Juan finished tightening all the impossible-to-reach nuts... and then noticed the convenient access panel inside the engine compartment. 


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