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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (18955)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2015 ~ 236
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

October 05, 2015
hardcore limbo. :: goliard :: 0
Although I am always relieved by the lowering of the bar in any situation, I no longer think I can clear the current standards of prose that social media has established.
SWCSOFTRSFF: She Who Corrupts the Souls of Others by Forcing Them to Read Snippets of Fan Fiction.

before he even knew it, :: goliard :: 0
All of Zed's lottery winnings had been blown on the honey chipotle barbeque sauce that he had become addicted to.
September 29, 2015
But with not a whole lot to lose and a seething hatred of my current vocation combined with a dash of a pathological love for due diligence, I thought sure, I could be a school bus driver.
September 17, 2015

If I could pick any age, I'd like to be 20 again, but not if we have to do 1986 over.

September 11, 2015
dear pedestrian :: goliard :: 0
Please put away your phone when you are crossing the street as I suspect accidentally running you down would negatively impact my existence.
September 10, 2015
ghosts can’t post. :: goliard :: 0
Can they?
September 07, 2015
anything but roses. :: goliard :: 2
Daisies make me happy and hibiscus are quite fun, Even foxglove is OK with me, But roses are just dumb.
September 05, 2015
I am :: 'mouse :: 0

Sometimes I have to type words on Scrine just to prove to myself that I am still part of The Matrix.

September 04, 2015
worth a try :: 'mouse :: 1

Ralph tossed his head with a dismissive air, shot his cuffs, adjusted his collar and did his very best to glide contemptuously out of the coffee shop, but the effect was ruined by the fact he was wearing a dirty t-shirt and hadn't combed his hair in three days.

September 02, 2015

The earth will inherit the meek.

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