The last safe refuge of the talking dog

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (18885)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2015 Supporters


2014 Supporters

boot, 'mouse, grudknows

Sentence Count

2015 ~ 165
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2632
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

June 30, 2015

Look, Gina, if no one likes your new boyfriend, perhaps it's not a problem with everyone else, it may be he's just a flaming asshole and you are only one in the world who can't see it.

As I sit mere hours from boarding an aeroplane that will convey me with gusto back over the Atlantic, I find that my reluctance to leave is checked by my liver holding a gun to my back (it’s complicated and would require a diagram to explain how) and whispering, ‘No sudden moves, just get on the plane and no one gets hurt.’

Juan and Mrs. Juan :: 'mouse :: 0

If Juan can look at hundreds (*cough* thousands *cough*) of porn sites and never pick up a virus, how come Mrs. Juan cannot get through a day of shopping sites without three or four and a search bar hijacker or two?

lures. :: goliard :: 0
Lucy used her lunch break to throw bacon at men in hopes that one would follow her home, sadly only the Muscovy ducklings showed interest.
June 29, 2015
It’s a free country :: 'mouse :: 1

Sure, you are free to watch children's videos on your cell phone while you take a dump in the office men's room, but I'm similarly free to ridicule you on Scrine for doing so.

When those intracubicle conversations about Banana-envy run long.

Disappointment :: 'mouse :: 0

Juan was delighted to learn that he could order a wide variety of female and male nipples and couplings online, but disappointed when the links led to a plumbing supply store.

June 28, 2015
life lessons. :: goliard :: 1

Twenty years later Lucy realized that those laps around the track that her sophomore p.e. teacher punished her with were really all she needed to know about life.

whawhawhhaaawhawhawha. :: goliard :: 0

Is what I hear when people talk to me about politics, office or otherwise.

June 27, 2015

First it was comfortable shoes, then pants a size bigger, then a low maintenance haircut, but tomorrow (yes, tomorrow) it'll be all fitness boot camp, acrylic nails and quinoa.

Witches :: 'mouse :: 0

Remember that time you took acid and then we went and saw Macbeth and you were (and still are) convinced that the witches were real?

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