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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19120)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 53
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

December 03, 2017
Once upon a time we were inseperable, you did everything for me; but, at some point you stopped listening to me- so I'm leaving you for your evil twin.
Ben was the undeniable King of the Locker Room and like a pack of wolves, we respected him as our alpha.

November 24, 2017

Experts agree that by practicing being a robot ten to fifteen minutes a day will increase your chance of surviving the AI takeover by as much as 15%.

November 08, 2017
I had found myself :: goliard :: 0
3 doors down from where I had started twenty years prior, on the same street, under the same oaks and palms-staring at the same arches and awnings and steeples.
November 07, 2017
Coincidentally, :: goliard :: 0
it was when I started to feel like a kid again, which for most might have been a good thing, but for me- was not.
November 04, 2017
Walking Distance :: goliard :: 0
The day that I should have died was the first day I really started living- not just doing what I thought I was supposed to do; pretending to be in love, getting married, having children (the first two pretend but the third would really blindside me with the real deal).
October 18, 2017
Dream Job: Petting Zoo? :: 'mouse :: 0

I just realized that my dream job involves lots of healthy, happy wide-eyed three- to five-year-olds, and puppies.

August 15, 2017
Feeling relic-y :: goliard :: 0
Just as I was learning to control my nostalgic urge to pedal my tricycle backward and started pushing forward the world reversed rotation on me and now I can't keep my balance, watching kids relentlessly documenting their day to day aging like it's mandatory; cheerfully allowing the constant monitoring and censorship that they should be scared of, neglecting to ask one important wh- question- what happened here?
July 16, 2017
Irwin rushed to seek treatment.
Imagine my surprise :: goliard :: 0
When I found out my lifelong rebellion has just been an untreated disorder, like, 'your life has just been a symptom of your death'.
July 07, 2017
Smiting :: 'mouse :: 0

If you call my landline from your cellphone and then have a bad connection and then you get grumpy at me because you are not being heard and understood and getting the information you want from me, you should know that while I may be outwardly polite, I am calling down upon you all the curses and wrath of an angry Old Testament God.

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