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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19015)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
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Sentence Count

2016 ~ 37
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

July 18, 2016
one man’s trash :: OhNo789 :: 0

I wanted to take you to where the creek meets the river, and show you that seculed place underneath the bridge where I keep my feelings in a crumpled up bag of chips.

For most people, having enough money is a lot like personal hover cars - just around the corner any day now.

July 15, 2016
Keith Moves His Desk :: Keith :: 0

In an attempt to stimulate creativity, Keith moved his desk, which is actually hardly worth mentioning, certaintly not important, and is probably the sort of thing I'm supposed to report on Twitter, if that's still a thing.

June 28, 2016
Rebel yell. :: goliard :: 0
I probably shouldn't have Christmas tree'd the self evaluation portion on my yearly review.
June 15, 2016

This country will never be great until we build a wall around Disney World to keep out undocumented alligators bent on the destruction of the 'mer'kan way of life.

May 24, 2016
Look, a squirrel! :: goliard :: 2

May 19, 2016
Tough call. :: goliard :: 1

You want more security and more profit and lower prices and more leg room and more data and more privacy and more safety and more speed and less expense and less risk and more entertainment and less reality and more choices?

May 16, 2016

You look like a guy who would know how to install a rear windshield wiper blade.

May 09, 2016

During the middle of the night I was a winning jockey who got the girl, then later a powerful attorney with both charm and money, and then right before I woke up I was deep in a jungle, able to leap and fly from tree to tree with almost no effort, so I'm sure it's easy to see which dream I would chose to be real.

May 03, 2016
middle age ennui :: 'mouse :: 0

I used to believe that if money couldn't directly buy happiness, at least it could buy good scotch, which was for years a good enough substitute, but lately I find that the scotch just gives me a headache and irritates my prostate.

May 02, 2016

Sunday the first shoe dropped; Monday the second shoe; now I am waiting on the third shoe to drop.

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