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words are like ducks :: boot :: 4
    TAGS: ducks, word tricks

They quack and they waddle and they run away if you don't approach slowly.

April 30, 2017 at 12:28 PM
'mouse's avatar

Yep, and if you sit still they come along and poop all over you and your stuff.

'mouse on 05/02/17 at 10:43 AM
boot's avatar

Like the thoughtless bastards that they are.

boot on 05/03/17 at 04:04 AM
'mouse's avatar

but we wuvs them anyway cuz they’re so cute and cuddly and [ouch!], the bastard just bit me!

'mouse on 05/03/17 at 04:03 PM
boot's avatar

I suspect you provoked them.

boot on 05/11/17 at 03:57 PM



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