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Things I Never Thought I Would Say, Epitaph Version :: bakerina :: 3
    TAGS: epitaph, hey you guys, zombierina

 I am now torn between DON'T LOOK AT MY TRUMP BUTT and my longtime favorite DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY TEETH?

March 10, 2017 at 9:08 PM
'mouse's avatar

BAKERINA!!! Bakey, bakey, bakety bake!
Where have you been, counselor?

'mouse on 03/14/17 at 08:54 AM
bakerina's avatar

‘mouse ‘mouse ‘mousington ‘mouse!

I’m trying to find a short answer to that question. I think I can knock it down to about 350 words if I keep it really tight.

bakerina on 03/14/17 at 09:07 AM
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boot on 04/30/17 at 04:20 AM



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