A baby was born with a shiny bald head,
He suckled a bit, then went straight off to bed;
Days turned to weeks, then months and then years,
He swapped breast milk for pop, and then finally beers,
Until eighty years passed and he was left tired and weak,
His eyes watery and lost, his dreams now oblique;
“A pair of fine breasts and a soft comfortable bed,
Those are the things I’ll miss when I’m dead.”
I’m not sure what inspired this fit of poetry but I like it!
This is poetic genius! Nice rhyme scheme too
I think that I shall never see
a poem as lovely as… BOOBIES!
Scrine delivers this up right next to my Boobies R Good comment today. I think I like how today is shaping up!
Keith, I love this. I have no idea why, it just works.
I’d forgotten all about this one.