The man who loved rhyming was in luck
Whenever his wife saw a duck
“Hey, it’s really no crime
To rhyme words all the time,
Particularly when it leads to a coffee shop.”
Man, what a cop out. The invitation was given, the door was open, and you failed to make the most of a golden opportunity to use ‘The Word That Shall Not Be Used In Polite Conversation’ in a rhyme.
Woodchuck?
Wow. I can’t believe you typed that out loud.
The nerve.
Filthy muck!