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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Sentences worth shaking a stick at.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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    TAGS: library card, worth more than gold

When Juan was mugged, he politely asked the man taking his wallet to go ahead, take my cash, credit cards and by the way my ATM number is 9876, but would you please, please leave me my library card.

February 11, 2017 at 6:52 PM
goliard's avatar

I would grovel in order to keep all those customer tracking / frequent shopper cards that are forced on me by the other side of the counter in the war for my personal data, because really, who wants to endure those negotiations all over again?

goliard on 02/11/17 at 06:18 PM



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