By the eighth day Adam and Eve were scrapping around and Eve was nagging Adam about always leaving his fig leaf up and Adam was chastising Eve for taking too long to primp before leaving the garden of Eden to go to dinner, and God had a great big headache and needed some aspirin and a lot of caffeine; thus, on the eighth day God created Starbucks.
On their way to dinner Adam shouted, “Holy Crap! It’s a talking snake!”