Scrabble's illegitimate love child

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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    TAGS: Marvin the Paranoid Android

Some days I can't summon enough energy to be depressed.

October 19, 2015 at 9:57 PM
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Make you need an extra hole in your head like me.  Seems to cure depression and anxiety pretty well.  Ain’t done much for my shitty attitude and general impatience for the rampant viral stupidity of the people I am surrounded by.  But heh, “you can’t always get what you want”.

goliard on 10/20/15 at 07:44 AM
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(Seems like I used to be able to edit my clerical errors around here…yeesh.)

goliard on 10/20/15 at 07:51 AM



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