The computer’s adoration for Jared turned downright unsavory when it pretended to acquire all kinds of viruses, spyware, and illicit freeware downloads, in a desperate bid for his attention.
I’m so glad this sentence came up. Must stash.
heh heh… I don’t remember this sentence at all.
heh heh… I don’t remember hardly anything at all.
Wait… that’s not funny.