Minimalist Jones liked jam in the morning
But would only toast one side of his bread,
Then he’d wash it all down, not with coffee or juice,
But a glass of plain water instead.
Minimalist Jones is probably smart enough to eat spoonfuls of Bakerina’s Paradise Jelly without any toast at all, then. Who needs bread to adulterate that yummy prize?
Paradise Jelly. Paradise Jelly. Paradise Jelly. Paradise Jelly! Paradise Jelly.
Paradise.
Jelly.
Yes.