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Minimalist Jones owned quite a few hats, which hung from the hooks in his hall,
Each to be worn for special occasions, his collection not excessive at all -
The bowler, for instance, he wore only for courting, the Panama went well with white slacks,
The boater for singing, the Shtreimel for fun, the pork pie for playing his sax,
A busby or garrison for special parades, a sombrero for eating burritos,
A deerstalker for times of inclement weather and a burqa for fighting mosquitoes;
And down near the end was a cabbage-tree hat, that sat all alone on a shelf,
“That one,” he’d say, “is a one of a kind - a gift I received from an elf.”