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Since there was no more vodka, he decided to start mixing his metaphors with cranberry juice, which immediately took the wind from beneath his duck’s back.

November 5, 2007 at 1:50 PM ::
Keith's avatar

I wish I had some witty reply, but after three vodka metaphors for breakfast this morning, my mind is as useless as a one-legged man on a hot tin roof.

Keith on 11/05/07 at 01:59 PM ::
e's avatar

see, now, sir, i just knew that was you.  i read scrines in a reader that just reports scrine, not which scriner, and i get to guess as i’m clicking over to see and i just knew this one hadda be you, it’s just too nuts to be anybody else.  bravo!

e on 11/05/07 at 02:38 PM ::

I’ll take a few Bailey’s on the rocks, because all’s well that ends alcoholically.

littledevilworks on 11/05/07 at 09:24 PM ::
boot's avatar

Vodka and ducks.  It just doesn’t sound like a story that will have a happy ending.

boot on 11/06/07 at 04:33 AM ::

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