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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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Lazy Ass Negligents Anonymous :: Keith :: 2
    TAGS: laziness, negligence, support groups

I know there is no such group as Lazy Ass Negligents Anonymous, but that certainly hasn't stopped me from not starting one.

October 13, 2015 at 7:17 PM
'mouse's avatar

I was going to join that group… but, you know how it goes…

'mouse on 10/13/15 at 12:01 PM
goliard's avatar

Then I’ll be wanting back those dues that I didn’t send you.

goliard on 10/14/15 at 07:35 AM



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