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“There are certain clients,” Juan lamented to Patrick, staring bleakly into his Guinness, “who you can’t seem to ever get rid of and who suck the life right out of you.”

May 24, 2007 at 5:47 PM ::
'mouse's avatar

If I hadn’t already written this sentence, I’d have to write it.

'mouse on 05/24/08 at 09:25 AM ::
Keith's avatar

The same was certainly true of the landscaping business.  Like the woman who called to complain endlessly that her dogwood tree had died and you were responsible, even though you tried to explain to her that six years had passed, and it was the first I had heard about it.  Or the woman who threatened to sue you if you didn’t pay for half of a therapy session she’d been forced to take because a raccoon had poked a hole in the liner of the pond you’d installed in her backyard and you hadn’t been able to remedy the problem in a timely manner.

Keith on 05/24/08 at 09:35 AM ::
boot's avatar

Pay for raccoon therapy?  And you haven’t written a scrine about this before now?

For shame, Keith. For shame.

boot on 05/24/08 at 04:49 PM ::

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