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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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Jan van de Boer Advises Br. Ezra to Chill and have a beer :: Br. Ezra :: 0
    TAGS: Br. Ezra, Br. Ezra's Mastercard dilema, identity theft, Jan van de Boer

Jan van de Boer handed me a beer and told me to chill as he knew things would work out in the end but, being a belligerent mix of Irish, German and Portuguese, I wanted to grab a pair of garden sheers and perform a manicure on the hands that violated me; Van de Boer tsked, tsked me sadly saying visiting violence on an enemy never solved a problem but I disagreed and after kicking Jan in the nuts I found that I felt positively giddy.
February 6, 2008 at 2:05 AM



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