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Guest scriner:. Agent J :: goliard :: 3
    TAGS: Bent rule club

Now, I want some pie, K. I want some pie. Let's go get some dumb-ass pie.

March 12, 2017 at 4:07 PM
'mouse's avatar

You got me. I had to Google it.
Then again, I don’t think I’ve seen it yet. Will watch and get back to you since with dialog like this how bad could it possibly be?

'mouse on 03/14/17 at 08:57 AM
bakerina's avatar

Well, SOME of us know who Agent J is. *fistbumps goliard*

bakerina on 03/14/17 at 09:08 AM
goliard's avatar

I knew you would.  There’s just no accounting for 12 year old boys raised in communes.

goliard on 03/14/17 at 03:00 PM



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