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food :: 'mouse :: 4
    TAGS: delicious, food, sacred

All living things are sacred; Many are delicious.‚Äč

April 1, 2005 at 3:15 AM
grudknows's avatar

Dammit.  Another reference hinting (or downright stating) that you might be a lawyer. Uh-huh.  I’m not going to take the hint.  I choose not to believe it.

(But, if you are, then Realtors must be a nasty nasty form of pond scum, oh so much lower than lawyers.  Ahem.  Ah… yeah… just going… uh…)

grudknows on 03/13/06 at 06:10 PM
Keith's avatar

It looks as if you are the first of the April fools.  Hurray!

Keith on 04/07/06 at 08:54 PM
'mouse's avatar

Somehow seems perfectly appropriate.

'mouse on 04/07/06 at 08:54 PM
'mouse's avatar

Due to changes from the original site to this one, this isn’t really my first sentence, but somehow it seems perfectly appropriate that it comes up this way when I search myself.  This is from an old, yellowed cartoon that has been clipped to my fridge for many hears, showing a bear about to eat a salmon.

'mouse on 04/27/10 at 03:37 PM



     


 

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