They may act like it, but dogs are not our li’l babies - they are alien lifeforms with inexplicable motives and soft, soft fur.
Ha! I totally agree.
I think they’re little fur-covered poop machines.
I don’t like dogs. I’m fairly glad that my thoughts are reciprocated.
Hey! I love dogs, but anything that cannot speak, yet can still find ways to make me do what they want, spend the majority of my paychecks doing their biddings (buying toys, food, etc...), and chews up my stuff and is still breathing must be either evil or from another planet.
Evil or from another planet, yup.
I love both dogs and cats, but we are entirely at their bidding.