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TAGS: cooking, dangling participles, eggs, metaphors STASHED BY: You can call me, 'Sir'
After a violent whipping, the cook placed the scrambled eggs in the pan, completely disregarding the fact that he’d allowed his participle to dangle free and untamed like a raging metaphor that makes no sense.
September 21, 2007 at 9:45 AM ::
Everyone secretly loves raging untamed metaphors. Oddly enough, some also enjoy violent whippings.
Keith on 09/21/07 at 12:35 PM ::
I blame my daughter’s pre-teen surliness on raging untamed metaphors. Perhaps more whipping is in order.
'mouse on 09/21/07 at 01:06 PM ::
It’s always a good idea to whip the children before they get too big and can turn on you. If they don’t like it, remind them that they are simply filling a vital role in the family. Guilt always works best.
“What do you want me to do?” ask them if they resist. “Kick the dog?”
Keith on 09/21/07 at 01:13 PM ::