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broken mirror :: 'mouse :: 4
    TAGS: aging, getting old sucks, mirrors

Something is definitely broken in my mirror; that guy in there is older and saggier and sadder looking than even my father ever was.

March 30, 2017 at 10:08 PM
goliard's avatar

Maybe you’re just not asking it the right question….

goliard on 03/31/17 at 01:23 AM
'mouse's avatar

Who am I to judge. He may have a great career ahead playing grandpa’s corpse or in zombie movies.

'mouse on 03/31/17 at 06:26 AM
goliard's avatar

Just be glad you’re a dude.  If I had fully comprehended the rate at which my stock was going to drop in middle age well..

goliard on 03/31/17 at 01:20 PM
goliard's avatar

I would’ve invested more in life insurance and alibis.

goliard on 03/31/17 at 04:18 PM



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