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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

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Sentence Count

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2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188



May 01, 2008
Torture, part two :: bakerina :: 0
I used to say that I wanted to move to Arkansas just for the eggs, but that’s not true; I want to move to Arkansas for the eggs, the nectarines and the raspberries, all of which were unlike any I had ever eaten anywhere else, and none of which is currently in my fridge *right now*.
Consider the jellybean: tiny, sweet, ostensibly harmless; eat it with half a pound of its brethren, though, and you will see it for the ruthless enemy it is.

Torture :: bakerina :: 0
All I want for breakfast is sauteed sugar snap peas with an orange-flavored compound butter, just so I can feel the gentle squeak of the pod breaking under my teeth, but since sugar snap peas are a good two months away, I have no choice but to wait.
when I grow up :: boot :: 0
I want to be known as either “that woman with the Scrabble board” or “mad old Jock”.
Did you know there’s a Scrine for cats where instead of posting sentences they post interesting smells.
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