The last safe refuge of the talking dog

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

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    July 14, 2015
  • I am now bankrupt, and not just in the spiritual, emotional, or creative sense.

  • July 02, 2015
  • My boss got fired today and. I didn't. Phew.

  • July 01, 2015
  • Sometimes I wonder, if the circumstances of my inevitable death end up somehow questionable, what will the detective make of my scrine history?

  • June 22, 2015
  • Ankle pants make me sad.

  • June 08, 2015
  • Or I could just give up and become a Jehovah's witness. Six to one...

  • Maybe I should take the 7/11 clerk up on his offer for a threesome.

  • June 04, 2015
  • Had they told me that my cubicle-sitting job required me to be sociable I could've told them I wasn't qualified and saved us all this trouble.

  • May 28, 2015
  • Subscribing to the 'fuck' tag has just made my day better. I can sleep now.

  • May 23, 2015
  • Look, a squirrel!

  • May 17, 2015
  • My needs are few these days, but I'd like to converse with someone who doesn't get confused when I use multi-syllable words in sentences.

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