Where memory comes to rant and rave, and heroes still use Burma-Shave

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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    October 03, 2016
  • Forgive me, Scrinebird, for it has been two years since my last confession.

  • November 11, 2015
  • Listening to Tom Waits has restored my will to live.

  • October 13, 2015
  • Being that no one at my new job has saddled me with obligatory friend requests looking to burden my consciousness off the clock, I feel successful at finally having perfected that go-to-hell image I've been polishing all these years.

  • October 02, 2015
  • I've been using the internet to listen to radio broadcasts from the '40s. I'm really old now.

  • September 06, 2015
  • So sorry but i must admit that the bastards have wore me down.

  • August 24, 2015
  • The driveshaft going out in my car is the most excitement I've had in years.

  • August 20, 2015
  • Im afraid that america's truth addiction has seriously gotten out of hand now.

  • August 01, 2015
  • My instincts are not negligible in this forum.

  • July 24, 2015
  • If you know my children's names and ages you know my passwords and can consequently have the $200 in my bank account.

  • July 18, 2015
  • I'm afraid that working this job is making my brain tumor grow back.

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