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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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October 27, 2014

I waited several months before telling mother I didn't know the answer, hoping she'd believe my lie that I'd been on a hadj.

May 11, 2014

"Hortense, my ass!" mother scoffed as she worked on her crossword, "but be a good boy and tell me if the plural of bazooka is bazooki?"

Mother’s Hurrah :: Keith :: 0

Getting mother's approval continued to haunt me so I pestered her constantly until she let out a disgruntled, "Hurrah."

For lunch, I had something fruity, which I drank straight from the brown paper bag.

Sorry, Mother :: Keith :: 0

Eventually I came to my senses, forgot all about pleasing my mother, and became an overnight sensation as the only magician to accidentally cut himself in half.

Damn it, Mother, I could feature you in a sentence if your name was Eloise, or better yet, Hortense.

February 07, 2014
Carbuncle :: Keith :: 0

Carbuncle is an equally terrible baby name, but not quite as bad as Fred.

January 19, 2014
The Baby Perspective :: Keith :: 0

Buttinsky sounds like a terrible baby name, but is perfectly acceptable if the only alternative is Pubic.

January 18, 2014
Aplomblessness :: Keith :: 0

After some thought, then much thought, then even more thought, he wrote a sentence with absolutely no aplomb.

November 01, 2013

"Zounds!" is always a good, exclamation, and it is quite likely what 'Sir will shout when 'Mouse lets loose with the magic word that condemns him to 26 more sentences, "Abracadabra!"

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