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June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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November 28, 2016
Destiny :: goliard :: 0

Coy Fu spent years looking for Janet in order to fully realize the prophecy of the calligraphed American letters tattooed on his arm one epic drunken night by Bud.

November 18, 2016

Barry is so square that his friends refer to him as "cubic."

October 23, 2016
A bad end :: goliard :: 0

After Corky's owner failed to pay the exorbitant ransom the poor Chihuahua's fate was sealed in a concrete slab.

October 22, 2016
Back to A :: 'mouse :: 0

Zebra went down in a spray of blood, still singing "Hakuna Matata."

October 20, 2016
Alright alright. :: goliard :: 2

Young Matthew was no match for the horny monkeys of Oz.

October 12, 2016
in the happy way :: 'mouse :: 5

Xylophone music makes me gay!

October 05, 2016
purple? :: 'mouse :: 0

Whose stupid idea was it to make a TV show and cartoon with a big, cuddly, purple T-rex?

October 01, 2016
to the brave artists :: boot :: 0

Valour is a dying heart flaw.

Urdu at first seemed an ulikely language into which to translate the works of Nabakov.

July 11, 2015
truly regretful; :: goliard :: 0

The CEO whose one idea was the hotdog crust wished he would've established the heimlich maneuver as a hiring requirement, as unable to save him was delivery driver Ulu.

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