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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Scrine Restoration

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Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 53
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

February 08, 2017
Unexpected Plot Twist :: Keith :: 0

Having written two sentences in a single day, Henry thought it might be an unexpected plot twist, but closer inspection proved it to be nothing more than useless fodder for his own deteriorating storyline.

As Cap’n Dread-Boot surveyed her sleeping crew she realised that the exchange of jewels for rum was not such a great deal after all.

Having binge watched his own life for as long as he could remember, Henry considered himself a leading expert on deteriorating storylines.

In other news :: goliard :: 0

Monsters are real and they do live under your bed.

February 02, 2017
Good news :: goliard :: 1

There are plenty of pigs left in the world.

January 28, 2017

Henry's larger than life ideas eventually slipped from his head and settled comfortably in his belly.

Hopeless :: goliard :: 0

Whenever someone innocently questions who they need to call I am required to answer Ghostbusters.

I relate to Madonna; I too, stayed at the party too long.

January 26, 2017
scratch my eyes out :: 'mouse :: 1

I hate that feeling when your contacts are killing you and you want to just rip them out and throw them away... and you realize you are not wearing contacts and haven't worn them for years.

January 22, 2017

So it shouldn't be keeping me awake but of course it is, waiting for it to take on a human rhythm, waiting for the need to take action to investigate and do something about it because shit I'm the grown up (there used to be another grown up here but in the end I was just imagining that) and so I'll have to put on clothes, grab a flashlight and a cup of coffee, and my phone (can't go anywhere without that damn thing) and step out into the yard to properly witness the heinous crime of tree branches scrapping against a shed roof.

January 16, 2017
Beggar’s banquet :: goliard :: 0

To them it's just dinner but once they get the reference their rock and roll education will finally be complete.

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