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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.



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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19110)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2015 Supporters

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 43
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

 
March 27, 2017

Damn, I'm glad I'm not a giraffe.

“My life is completely devoid of drama,” Wendy observed, “just the way I like it.”


March 22, 2017

I'm eating a Hot Pocket for dinner but my life is still good.


March 17, 2017
Green :: littledevilworks :: 0

It's not easy being green; pinch me and you die.


March 13, 2017
whelmed :: littledevilworks :: 1

You can be overwhelmed; you can be underwhelmed; can you ever really be whelmed?


March 12, 2017
Guest scriner:. Agent J :: goliard :: 3

Now, I want some pie, K. I want some pie. Let's go get some dumb-ass pie.


March 10, 2017

 I am now torn between DON'T LOOK AT MY TRUMP BUTT and my longtime favorite DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY TEETH?


things I never thought I would say :: littledevilworks :: 0

I would be delighted to knit at your funeral.


March 09, 2017
Nerve Damage :: goliard :: 0

Opened for The Spitting Crickets 5 days a week at Jack's Pub and Grub after they left the post office in the afternoon.


February 25, 2017

Instead I'm a professional paperwork pusher with a big pile of unopened mail on my kitchen table.


February 23, 2017

Quick, no Googling, what are the capitals of Canada, Australia, Mexico and Botswana?


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