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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Useful duck information.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19005)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2014 Supporters

boot, 'mouse, grudknows

Sentence Count

2016 ~ 27
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

April 30, 2016
Damn you and your orthopedically sound choices axl; you and you're knee walker are not about to rock.
There once was a woman from Oz; she sought to give a mouse pause; a cartoon piano fell on her head and squashed her quite flat.

April 24, 2016

There will be flashbacks, dream sequences and adverbage galore, and the not-yet-existant editor can make honey with it.

Happy anti-versary. :: goliard :: 3

While I've never been too good with numbers, it's true-12 steps forward and 7 steps back is still 5 steps away from you.

At approximately 5:50 this morning, I was arrested in my home for the murder of the Purple Paper Maker, but I'm assuming the police lost all their evidence when I woke up a minute later.

April 23, 2016

Yeh, it's April and I'm eating pumpkin pie.

April 22, 2016

His fingers gently caressed the keyboard, but it wasn't nearly as sexy as he remembered.

April 21, 2016
biscuit whisperer :: boot :: 0

The tea sat nearby, biding its time.

You must.

April 18, 2016
Tomato tomato :: goliard :: 0

You say children; I say remorseless parasites-lets call the whole thing off.

April 15, 2016

Lucy's dating rules were not nearly as arbitrary as they seemed.

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