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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of have come to a close. is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19019)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2016 ~ 41
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

August 16, 2016
You remind me of the ventriculoperitoneal shunt in my head; once you served an important purpose, but now you just take up space and make me ache when it rains.
Thomas Mann’s bulky frame leaned heavily against the refrigerator, his meaty hand furiously scribbling deathless and pithy prose onto a legal pad; prose that would later be cut to shreds by Mann’s discerning editor with a large red retractable Sharpie.

August 15, 2016
Spreadsheet Love :: Keith :: 0

Anything worth doing needs a spreadsheet, except maybe love, although even that's debatable.

August 14, 2016
Robotic Love :: Keith :: 0

I negotiated for her survival, knowing full well I would never live long enough to see the restoration.

August 01, 2016
Dork Manifesto. :: goliard :: 0
Turns out I can drive 55, for long periods of time, while playing lite rock at a reasonable volume.
July 18, 2016
one man’s trash :: OhNo789 :: 0

I wanted to take you to where the creek meets the river, and show you that seculed place underneath the bridge where I keep my feelings in a crumpled up bag of chips.

July 15, 2016
Keith Moves His Desk :: Keith :: 0

In an attempt to stimulate creativity, Keith moved his desk, which is actually hardly worth mentioning, certaintly not important, and is probably the sort of thing I'm supposed to report on Twitter, if that's still a thing.

June 28, 2016
Rebel yell. :: goliard :: 0
I probably shouldn't have Christmas tree'd the self evaluation portion on my yearly review.
June 15, 2016

This country will never be great until we build a wall around Disney World to keep out undocumented alligators bent on the destruction of the 'mer'kan way of life.

May 24, 2016
Look, a squirrel! :: goliard :: 2

May 19, 2016
Tough call. :: goliard :: 1

You want more security and more profit and lower prices and more leg room and more data and more privacy and more safety and more speed and less expense and less risk and more entertainment and less reality and more choices?

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