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June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.



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Comments: 11%


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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 51
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

 
November 08, 2017
I had found myself :: goliard :: 0
3 doors down from where I had started twenty years prior, on the same street, under the same oaks and palms-staring at the same arches and awnings and steeples.

I can’t believe this shit that “Cooking Light” subjects me to every month, ‘Mouse moaned (while Bakerina nodded sagely), “The original recipe was an embarrassment of riches:  Two sticks of butter overloaded the shortbread crust; one cup of whipping cream made its way into the custard; and an additional cup of whipping cream plus 6 ounces of full-fat cream cheese weighed down the topping,” what kind of scrawny excuse for a human says something like that about good, healthy, heavenly old-fashioned rhubarb custard bars?


November 07, 2017
Coincidentally, :: goliard :: 0
it was when I started to feel like a kid again, which for most might have been a good thing, but for me- was not.
November 04, 2017
Walking Distance :: goliard :: 0
The day that I should have died was the first day I really started living- not just doing what I thought I was supposed to do; pretending to be in love, getting married, having children (the first two pretend but the third would really blindside me with the real deal).
October 18, 2017
Dream Job: Petting Zoo? :: 'mouse :: 0

I just realized that my dream job involves lots of healthy, happy wide-eyed three- to five-year-olds, and puppies.


August 15, 2017
Feeling relic-y :: goliard :: 0
Just as I was learning to control my nostalgic urge to pedal my tricycle backward and started pushing forward the world reversed rotation on me and now I can't keep my balance, watching kids relentlessly documenting their day to day aging like it's mandatory; cheerfully allowing the constant monitoring and censorship that they should be scared of, neglecting to ask one important wh- question- what happened here?
July 16, 2017
Irwin rushed to seek treatment.
Imagine my surprise :: goliard :: 0
When I found out my lifelong rebellion has just been an untreated disorder, like, 'your life has just been a symptom of your death'.
July 07, 2017
Smiting :: 'mouse :: 0

If you call my landline from your cellphone and then have a bad connection and then you get grumpy at me because you are not being heard and understood and getting the information you want from me, you should know that while I may be outwardly polite, I am calling down upon you all the curses and wrath of an angry Old Testament God.


May 08, 2017

When a tiny spring clip flies off into space as you are rebuilding the top-end of a small engine (replacing the cylinder head and piston on a chainsaw, for example) you should search your entire shop and flush out the bottom-end several times to be extra careful, however, you should not be surprised when aforementioned spring clip magically re-appears inside the new cylinder head (which I swear was still in a sealed bag at the time the clip disappeared and which was inspected several times before installation) so that when you start up the engine it destroys the brand new piston and cylinder head and leads you to have to order all new parts and rebuild the damn thing again.


May 02, 2017
Chainsaws 101 :: 'mouse :: 0

Chainsaw chains come labelled with green (low kick-back), yellow (high kick-back) and red (fucker will make your saw attack you like a rabid rottweiler) and you will learn to respect the warnings at no little cost in blood, assuming you survive.


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