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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19042)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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Sentence Count

2016 ~ 64
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188



October 24, 2016
older but no wiser :: 'mouse :: 0

You'd think that by this time, Juan would know better than to start a day-long project involving concrete that has to be completed in a single pass sometime before 4pm Sunday afternoon.

While this isn’t the place, this is the time that I need to say what must be said, to show in some way what must be changed, to tip the scales back, just ever so slightly, to the cause of people.

October 23, 2016
A bad end :: goliard :: 0
After Corky's owner failed to pay the exorbitant ransom the poor Chihuahua's fate was sealed in a concrete slab.
October 22, 2016
I’m so done with it :: 'mouse :: 4

This weekend I'm going to fill in my mail-in ballot, drop it in a post box, unplug the tv, and block all news sites until November 9.

Back to A :: 'mouse :: 0

Zebra went down in a spray of blood, still singing "Hakuna Matata."

October 20, 2016
Alright alright. :: goliard :: 2
Young Matthew was no match for the horny monkeys of Oz.
October 13, 2016
I'll see your bitchy cc and raise you one terse reply to all.
October 12, 2016
in the happy way :: 'mouse :: 5

Xylophone music makes me gay!

October 11, 2016
Lucy found the Craigslist ad tantalizing and spent days carefully crafting her response.
October 05, 2016
purple? :: 'mouse :: 0

Whose stupid idea was it to make a TV show and cartoon with a big, cuddly, purple T-rex?

When a copy of 'Alice's Restaurant' on vinyl followed me home from the flea market last weekend, that was nothing special, but when the song came on today via random play in my computer, I began to feel the world must be sending me a sign to either begin preparing to avoid the military draft, or at least to start planning my Thanksgiving menu.

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